Westie Property Rules......

1. if i like it, it's mine
2.if it's in my mouth, it's mine
3.if i had it a while ago, it's mine
4.if i can take it from you, it's mine
5.if it's mine it must never appear to be yours
6.if it looks like mine, it's mine
7.if i saw it first, it's mine
8.if it's edible, it's mine
9.if you had something and put it down, it's mine
10.if i chew something up all the pieces are mine
11.if i get tired of it, it's yours
12.if i want it back, it's mine